Survival Guides

Me and my friend want to create a joke freshman's survival guide for high school?

My friend and i are seniors in high school and we love to prank freshman. We decided to create a "freshman survival guide: but we've run out of rule ideas. Some of our rules are: NEVER look a senior in the eyes. dont speak unless spoken to. Just when your feeling safe is when your in the most danger. and other stupid stuff like that. We plan to print it our and tape it around the school so no over the top stuff just funny little pranks plz.

Public Comments

1. Awesome! I'm not gonna lie, pranking the frosh is possibly my favorite part of senior year. (Class of '10 FTW!!) Um... how about.... Your name is now 'frosh'. Do not answer to anything else. Whenever you talk to a senior, you must address him/her as 'almighty senior'. If you step on a crack, you'll get a detention. You need to notify a senior every time you use the elevator or use the stairs. You also must pay a fine. If you're late to class, you must lie down and beg forgiveness from your teacher. Okay, those aren't that great, I'll come back if I think of anymore!
2. Hmmm, you'd better take a remedial English course before you write your guide: "Me and my friend..." should be "My friend and I..." and ..."your feeling safe...your in the most danger..." should be "...you're feeling safe...you're in the most danger..." Sometimes it's OK to use the apostrophe! Anyway, don't be too hard on the freshmen: you were one once.